.---.
                        (  o  )
                         '-+-'
                           |
                           |
                  _________|_________
                 /                   \
                |   .-------------.   |
                |  |  GONE SURFING |  |
                |   '-------------'   |
                |                     |
                |   ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~   |
                |  back when the surf |
                |       dies down     |
                |                     |
                 \___________________/